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Hot Probs number 1 

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In our first installment we meet Tim, who wants to do it with celebrities, Jasmine who has a rash, and a guy who fucked a bartender. We finally got the 1-800 number up and running and the strange and unusual have started pouring in! please keep calling us, the questions and problems keep getting better and better and we want to discuss them with YOU! Till next time…It’s been very. Hot Probs 1 (Pink is the Link)

George Orwell told me

… one can often be in doubt about the effect of a word or a phrase, and one needs rules that one can rely on when instinct fails. I think the following rules will cover most cases:

1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

what can i do

to make sure I put something on here more than once every six months?  ideas?

snow.